Swash Bidet Toilet Seat-Your Choice Color and Size

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Swash Bidet Toilet Seat-Your Choice Color and Size
Price: $399.99 - 449.99
Shipping Options:: $5 Standard
Shipping Estimates: Ships in 3-5 business days. (Monday, Jan 18 to Thursday, Jan 21) + transit
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6/28/2015 - $479.99 - 539.9 - Click To See Discussion (9 comments)

Not a tool or a garden item again. Woot is really losing opportunities to push relevant goods. I mean how many times does a bidet need to be promoted? Not like it’s a razor blade or something.

So Gland the bidet is back! It’s been about 9 days since the last one I was getting worried.

Got one of these seats after shoulder surgery and like it very well. The seat is prone to scratches, so watch that those western-style jeweled belts don’t come in contact with it.

So is this a 900 or a 1000? The price difference seems to be for a color difference, not a model difference.

This is in the ad under “specs”
In the Box:

(1) Brondell S1000-EB/EW Swash 1000 Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat-Elongated, Biscuit or White
Wireless Remote Control

– OR –

(1) Brondell S1000-RB/RW Swash 1000 Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat-Round, Biscuit or White
Wireless Remote Control

The remote makes it so the wife can return fire with the husband!

I’m just relieved its not the origami folding storage shelves.

I think there must be a pluthera of shite clogging up the Woot! warehouses. If Woot! even has warehouses.

We gotta to move these refrigerators, we gotta to move these color TVs.

the owner’s manual warnings wisely urge the owner: “Do Not Use While Bathing”.

i wonder how this could actually be accomplished to elicit such caution?

After seeing the features of the Toto bidet seat on Woot a while back, this seems more like the BioBidet seat. Thoughts on how it compares?

I have this seat and another seat by BioBidet, i think this seat is superior. remote is much more reliable, motors are quieter. Operation of both and feature levels are similar. Heated seat, adjustable water and seat temp, heated dry.
Can’t go wrong either way.

again, they know it’s not a tool or garden item.
And they need to be promoted until everybody in the country stops living like a caveman wiping their @sses with leaves.

All these bidets. I feel like Woot is trying to tell us something.

Sigh. I don’t know why y’all get hung up over home improvement stuff being in tools & garden. If you read what is woot, you’ll see that we include home improvement.

Toilet seats are usually a permanent part of the house. You don’t usually take your toilet seat with you when you move. Therefore, it’s home improvement.

//the end

Not everyone. Just you. :tongue:

This is the model that I bought on Woot lo these many moons ago.

Whatever I paid was a small price to pay for what I now consider to be a life-changing experience that I can enjoy every day.

Another benefit is that it pays for itself. I’ll leave it to someone else to explain how that is possible.

Looking to rename ‘tool and Garden’ to ‘Bidet Woot’

We are selling the Swash 1000.

I don’t usually think it’s all about me, but I guess sometimes it is!