Sweet 16th Birthday BOC Giveaway. Ends 7/19/2020 [ENDED]

Gentle morning doo
Mountain of Crap stuffed in bags
Forgotten treasure

Happy 16th Birthday, Woot! Best of luck in the 2020 Mortimer for Prez race!”

Happy 16th Birthday, Woot! Best Random website full of midnight visits, fun posts, and (best of all) crap!

Happy 16th Birthday, Woot! Best and worst disappointments of my life have been had here trying to get a Bag O’ Crap!

Happy 16th birthday! You can buy porn in 2 more years!!!

“Happy 16th Birthday, Woot! Best ______” :slight_smile:

Happy 16th Birthday, Woot! Best whatever you want really.

Happy 16th Birthday, Woot! Best Wishes!!

Happy 16th Birthday, Woot! Best Monkeys!

“Happy 16th Birthday, Woot! Best Sweet Sixteen Kisses!” :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

My Haiku for you…*
Are you sweet sixteen?
And you have never been kissed?
Well Pucker Up WOOT! :kissing_heart:

Happy 16th Birthday, Woot! Best BOC !!!

I waaaaant the craaaaaap giiiiiiiive meeeeeee the craaaaap- The Golden Child 2- Secret of the Crap.

Infinite typing
While some are writing Shakespeare
Others throw feces

Happy 16th Birthday, Woot! Best blanks to fill in!

Happy 16th Birthday, Woot! Best Fast Draw Deals in the West…North, South and East!

Happy 16th Birthday, Woot! Best Wishes and May you have 100 more!

HAPPY , HAPPY, HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY WOOT!

Happy 16th Birthday Woot! Wooooooooooooooot!!

Happy 16th Birthday, Woot! Best Fishes

It scares me to think I’m still wearing t-shirts I bought on Woot almost 20 years ago!