Sylvania 7" LCD Screen Portable DVD Player

I just got this in the mail.

where is the remote?
where is the av cable?

From your description of the product:

In The Box:

Sylvania SDVD7050 7" LCD Screen Portable DVD Player
A/V cable
AC/DC adapter
Remote

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