taxes.

well guys its about time to start paying taxes. so let me be the first to start explaining the new taxes you will have to start paying…

Clear badge tax me and everyone with a clear badge.

huh?

my stocks lost so much money this year… i’m writing in the negative net gain, and i’m so glad the irs is going to make up the difference!

taxes? Schmaxes!
Taxes were sent off TODAY!

the auditor will see you TOMORROW!

nah. we don’t fit the demographic of who they like to audit.

Unfortunately I do with an office in the home. I sweat that every year.

Same here. I had to buy an IRA to reduce what I owed… :frowning:

I had to do that a few years ago. A couple years in a row.

Hi KT!

Mr1, you have to sell the stock before you can take the loss.

point of this thread wasn’t really to talk about taxes but rather make up fake and unsusal taxes…

example.
second to woot tax: cause you weren’t first

can i take the loss if the company declares bankruptcy and the stock becomes worthless?

typographic error tax.

Taking a cue from Wheel of Fortune, I think there should be a tax on vowels.

yh, bby! rght n!

I think there should be a deduction allowed for every Woot post.

I think they should allow you to deduct all of the costs of child care.

There should be a deduction for not mowing your grass very often.

That is an offense punishable by death around here.