Make the Spiffing Brit proud, buy this tea! Also, don’t store it in a harbor, it’s a waste of excellent tea.
Is it really good? I was tempted.
Edit: I bought it anyway. If its terrible I’ll toss it in the river, a mud puddle, swimming pool, or contact customer service and ask why they should allow such a thing.
Another chance to save 44¢!
I came here searching for this perfectly balanced comment. Well done!