Thar She Glows

Clever, clever shirt. Much love.

Is that Captain Ahab or Ahab-raham Lincoln?

Captain Ahab in the day, alt universe Abe Lincoln at night?

I see what you did there. Congrats on the print.

There, it does blow.

Someone’s been pigging out on bioluminescent plankton, Moby.

“Four score and one white whale ago…”

Call me Ishmael

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Shirt sold at: 7.00
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