The audacity of woot and their frick'n-frack'n shipping!

I bought an item Monday, and received a ‘shipped’ notice Tuesday with an arrival date of the following Monday. Some how, some way, the dang item showed up today!

That’s less than 96 hours from click to mailbox, and not a full seven days I was promised. …and… AAAAND it’s the right item and not damaged!

The audacity you all have to fulfill my whimsical purchases under budget and ahead of schedule.

I kid… I kid - thanks for the surprise swiftness-of-package mailing. You’all are legends at your jobs!

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WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA NOW!

You can’t just go throwing compliments around like that willy-nilly. We’ll have to look up how to handle one. That could require 3 meetings, 4 documents, and a committee! YOU DON’T WANT US IN A COMMITTEE!!!

But THANK YOU!

We’ll find a way to screw it up next time.

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You’ll need a committee to decide on the rules for the main committee.

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You have my sincere condolences.

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Modi wants broken items and slow shipping, not condolences!

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It’s there anything left in your closet?

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Yes.

First I have to get the other box out of my house though.

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“Fricki’n-frack’n”??? Shit, Modi, that kind of damn language isn’t welcome here.

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