The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition

The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition

I know this is “tradition” now, but this is seriously some creepy “Big Brother is perfectly fine” crap.

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Snitches get stitches.

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Say what you will but my kids have never acted better for one month out of the year

I prefer “Beer on a Shelf”.

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I would have been burning this evil looking thing in the backyard less than a week in
if my parents had done this when I was a kid. Santa creeped me out enough, but I could deal with a strange fat dude in the house for a night for all the presents. This thing moving around every night. Just nope, no nope nuh-uh, it’s gotta die.

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I prefer beer in my belly

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maybe there could be a version for each month of the year? Fly the Spy (summer month - sees and records all seen) , Fred what is Said (repeats whatever he hears the kids say)…

Haha. My coworker just skipped all that and gave his kids these phone watches that have a listen in mode… and they aren’t allowed to take them off.

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Google Elf on a Shelf and then click Images and then Bad.

Parenting Level: MFing Professional.

I get a very creepy “poltergeist clown doll” vibe from these elf things.

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My niece does Elf with my nephew. She’s very creative. Here’s one from earlier this week:

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