I know this is “tradition” now, but this is seriously some creepy “Big Brother is perfectly fine” crap.
Snitches get stitches.
Say what you will but my kids have never acted better for one month out of the year
I prefer “Beer on a Shelf”.
I would have been burning this evil looking thing in the backyard less than a week in
if my parents had done this when I was a kid. Santa creeped me out enough, but I could deal with a strange fat dude in the house for a night for all the presents. This thing moving around every night. Just nope, no nope nuh-uh, it’s gotta die.
I prefer beer in my belly
maybe there could be a version for each month of the year? Fly the Spy (summer month - sees and records all seen) , Fred what is Said (repeats whatever he hears the kids say)…
Haha. My coworker just skipped all that and gave his kids these phone watches that have a listen in mode… and they aren’t allowed to take them off.
Google Elf on a Shelf and then click Images and then Bad.
Parenting Level: MFing Professional.
I get a very creepy “poltergeist clown doll” vibe from these elf things.