Hey search your wallet, the car dash, the pocket of your jackets,the drawers in the kitchen, taped to mirrors in bedrooms and for some; purses…
Wherever you’ve stashed it , find it and post it here.
I love my fortunes. The best ones have been translated incorrectly!!
Here’s one i have right now
that’s how I was taught to read them. I have a jar full in my bedroom, I meant to make a fortune poster at some point. The top of the poster was going to say “Today Your Fortune Is. . . .” then all the fortunes, and the words, “… in Bed.”
I used to read Garfield a lot when I was younger. My favorite fortune came from the 7 August 1992 strip (unfortunately, they don’t seem to have a way to link directly to a comic, so you have to enter the date). The fortune was:
A runaway hubcap from a speeding car will lodge itself up your nose.