The Half-Brain thread


#1

DocMenach sits down at his computer,
goes to woot!
“Wow, that looks like an interesting item, wonder if anyone has anything to say about it”
clicks discuss this product
sees 15 posts, all saying “First Page!”, with no mention of the product for sale.

This thread is dedicated to those half-brained people who seem to have this incredible urge to be on the first page of every woot item thread, even if they have absolutely nothing to say about the item itself.

The Half-Brain list will be updated regularly, but not diligently. There is also a No-Brain list which is a special section devoted to those special morons who post a “first page” post and end up on the second page, thereby exposing their incredibly bad timing as well as thier bad mental skills. People who do “first page” posts during woot-offs may also make the No-brain list, because that also takes a special kind of stupid.

Half Brain List:
kenuf - |
DraconWolf - |
wayang - |
will-and-mary - ||
bkgolden - |
rkasthuri - |
ikac - |
gadget - ||
jlenhert - |
euchreguy - |
StickyC - |
goavs1919 - |
Mydogkickzass - |
Jayhovah - |
1337moose - |
goodmama - |
dapsteez - |
acdaazn - |
Greenize - |
sap1437 - |
amaizing - |
coca2 - |
ctran503 - |
Ebvad - |
nemo - |
billchase2 - |
cmalinowski - |
deseretdad - |
wootwootwootywooter - |
linus117 - |
ImRickJamesBitch - |

No Brain List
ParrtHd2 - |
popguzzler - |
bryankm - |
evan45 - |
heebdawg16 - |
wayang - |
YYWW?! - |
inthebox54 - |
oaklandathletic - |
MacLeod - | (“First page” post on page 8!!!)


#2

Second!!


#3

first page!! woot!!!


#4

[quote user=“kpk021”]Second!!

[/quote]
First page!
Third to be first!

You did expect this, right?


#5

[quote user=“Snookered”][quote user=“kpk021”]Second!!

[/quote]
First page!
Third to be first!
You did expect this, right?[/quote]

Aaaaw, I wanted first page and somehow, it was, but when I came back to view it, it was on the second page. Why woot, WHY.

eta-OMGOMGOMG!!! First page! WOOT!

(Very funny thread.)


#6

second page!!!..no? damn. [;)]


#7

First pagers suck! Second page rocks! I wish we could delete these, damn it!


#8

lol a fun thread this is : )


#9

[quote user=“Snookered”]
You did expect this, right?[/quote]

I figured it would probably happen, but none of you get to be on the list because this isn’t a woot item thread.


#10

[quote user=“DocMenach”][quote user=“Snookered”]
You did expect this, right?[/quote]

I figured it would probably happen, but none of you get to be on the list because this isn’t a woot item thread.[/quote]

the list wasn’t the goal…it was forcing the issue. only as a joke though. I think we all agree.


#11

First PAGE WOOT!!!


#12

so who made the list today?


#13

Woohoo, another 1st page post!


#14

Woohoo, another 1st page post!


#15

Woohoo, another 1st page post!


#16

Woohoo, another 1st page post!


#17

Woohoo, another 1st page post!


#18

Woohoo, another 1st page post!


#19

Woohoo, another 1st page post!


#20

Woohoo, another 1st page post!