The Lord of the Crap III (ls09k340)

The Lord of the Crap III (ls09k340)
Price: $5
Shipping Options:: $5 Standard
Shipping Estimates: Ships in 3-5 business days. (Friday, Jan 26 to Wednesday, Jan 31) + transit
Condition: Discouraging

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Wow.

Score!

And so begins the new countdown…

Huzzah!

Got it!!!

Nope. :frowning:

My first time ever getting one after getting sent to the Vestibule of Patience!

Same here!

Yay… managed to get one.

i missed it but noticed only one per 31 days now

If you’d check your PMs more often, you might find compensation.

Bingo! Got that Bevy of Chalupas!

Every time I try the site freezes up or I have to relog in…Argh

Woohoo! Got it! I was ready this time.

Darn you vestibule!!!

Joined on Tuesday, July 18, 2006… And never once have I scored a Bandana Of Cows. I’m thinking today isn’t my lucky day either…

*Welcome To The Vestibule Of Patience

Like all vestibules, this is where you stand as you wait to be invited into the main space. Essentially it’s a waiting room for the Bag Of Crap and additional highly coveted products. You and many others are here because the servers are otherwise occupied. And let’s be honest: at this point, you’re probably not going to get anything. We’re sorry. The truth hurts.

But if you want to wait for that one-in-a-billion chance that things might go your way, we’re not gonna stop you. Because if (and that’s a great big if) you happen to be here when your stuff becomes available, you’ll instantly be moved to checkout and invited to buy said stuff.

Again, though, you shouldn’t bet the farm on it. Or even a small portion of the farm. The odds are overwhelmingly against you right now. You’d have to be Han Solo crossed with Rocky to win at this point. Seriously. You just read three whole paragraphs and the page didn’t even change. That should be telling you something…*

Just curious…what is usually in the bag of craps?

Lots of crap! Mostly good crap