Just wanted to say hello. No valuable information other than that.
Will somebody say hi back so I feel validated? xoxo
Hi. This is the “World of Woot” area. Try the “Everything But Woot” area for general non-woot-talk, like “hi” and “good morning.”
BTW, we don’t validate parking.
hi back so I feel validated. 
Hi Miss StephanieLynn!
Sorry, we don’t validate; you’ll have to pay for parking like everyone else here.
Edit: Oh Goddamn you, qwerty.
ooo… spaaarkles…
uh . . . hullo . . .
Hello stephanielynn.
Piece of advice: You shouldn’t go hugging and kissing strangers around here. They might get the wrong idea.
See… you can’t just drop a message like that and then take off for like… what is it… 16 hours. There are certain responsibilities that come with being ‘new’ in EBW… like dedicating your every waking moment to keeping up with our posts and the intricacies of our lives.
i would say hi back, but i don’t violate women
We might get the right idea, too.
us wooters and your local FBI office is glad of that
//tries to remember if I was validated
Nope
Welcome!
//stamps s’83
I don’t need you pity validation! 
No prob; it’s vanishing ink.
What nice folks : )
Just wait. You don’t know us very well yet!
We’ll grow on ya . . . but your dermatologist can give ya something for that.
ditto