The Official Unofficial Box of Trash List

It’s here
Postman dropped it in front of my door and ran.
Didn’t ring doorbell, knock or anything!
Looks about the size of a normal boc box, except that it is wrapped in several layers of different colored tape.
Went to carry it in the house and almost threw my back out, it’s that heavy.
I wonder if it’s full of books and rocks.
Ginger is really interested in it, especially the torn side. Perhaps there is something yummy inside?
Well I’m going to wait a few hours before I open it, let it cool down a bit, it’s hot like outside!
So you’ll have to wait, along with me, for a partial reveal.