^makes my day, and my kids’ day too^ (did you see that Ver1 read Noisy Nora to me today?)
^has smart kids!^ (no, I’m glad she likes it! )
^ Secretly detests rodents ^
^needs an RC Cola^
^gets up insanely early in the morning^
^wishes she can sleep late every morning, oh hell, wishes she can sleep at all^
^drinks like a fish at the dog park^
^is an awesome friend^
^^ will be cleaning up lots of pink and purple frosting today.
^ Has a fluffy butt named Maisy. ^
^^is my favoritist curmudgeon
^Most AWOL-ist Wooter! ^
^ earliest rising wooter ^
… I don’t know where to begin…
^hates Spanish^
^really likes her minivan^
^has kids that are lucky to have a mommy who makes a homemade cake for their birthday^
^needs to last post more^
^has an over-sized lap dog^
^has less body parts than I do^