Funny side note. Prior to being called “Bird in Hand, PA”, the town was known as “Two in Bush, PA”. But the name was changed for unknown reasons at the end of the 1890s.
The person below me vacations in Hell, MI every summer. They always tell people that they took the vacation from hell.
Hey! We have fallen on hard times, and my 14K Goldfish poops gold. I have to harvest it, dry it, then sell it. Do you know how long it takes this damn fish to poop out an ounce of gold? Sheesh!
When the person below me first heard of toe jam, they thought it was a condiment.
It was fun while it lasted. It’s an Anvil and the neck stretched out after a couple wears, so it’s ready for the rag bag. In fact, I’lll be washing my car with it tomorrow.
The person below me will mow their lawn tomorrow. They are sports fanatics and will be “writing” the Bills team logo and name into the front yard with the mow pattern and grass height.
I do it, but I feel that it is quite a waste as one can only appreciate its true beauty from a helicopter, and there arent many where I live.
The person below me has a list of 12 words that he can’t believe were excluded from George Carlin’s list. He therefore believes that he can say them everywhere, even the woot forums
only after i’m done chewing on it, then i seal it in my food saver bags. put it in the freezer. drag those bags out when the power goes out. put them in my magical lamp to summon the genie, who then magically restores my electricity!!!
the person below me, posted an inappropriate, album cover photo, on woot…
nah, no warehouse. put the big ball of string in the cat sanctuary. they love it! tear it up like nobody’s business. that’s what i save it for, cat’s enjoyment!!
the person below me, sings so beautiful, like snow white. and all the birds gather together, everyday, to listen to their beautiful bird serenades…
If auditions don’t pan out, I will resort to plan B : make a sex tape. Hey it work for Kim what’s her name.
The person below me still uses beta max as their primary means of watching movies. If a newer film isn’t on betamax they will con a friend into playing it at their house and film the movie with their beta max camera.
Of course I did. I was checking out their mattress with my woot-purchased drone and saw that tag-infraction. Law-breakers need to be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
The person below me is taping 30 drones together so they can fly to Disneyland.
Most people don’t understand how serious a job it is to be a Balloon Artist. I’ve trained in the finest Balloon schools for many years, and am highly accomplished with my balloon snakes, worms and eels. In a few years, I hope to attempt a lizard.
The person below me can’t wait to travel to France, so they can taste real French fries.