"The Person Below Me" ~ A game of assumptions

#761

Wow! Now, this is tough! Hahaha! But just to show that we’re a good sport, well, here it goes, let’s see if someone can decode this if I follow the statement from above:

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#762

Wow! Now, this is tough! Hahaha! But just to show that we’re a good sport, well, here it goes, let’s see if someone can decode this if I follow the statement from above:

Ths ps%e@n bsl@w ms l@vse psanut butts% and jslly.

(Hi ShirtMayeba… welcome to the game! From now on, be sure to hit “Reply” instead of just adding a post. It makes it easier to keep the chain in order, especially from one page to the next.) :slight_smile:

#763

Well, this is me all right. Actually, I’m a bit fonder of jam with my peanut butter, but jelly is good too. I’ll eat pb&j for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. And it’s unbearably good with a big glass of chocolate milk… yum! :slight_smile:

The person below me is going to be a wealthy millionaire-- if they ever get around to taking their returnable bottles back to the store.

#764

I have 17 acres of bottles. It’s my retirement plan. So far, I’m a Thousandaire, but I’m still working on it.

The person below me has 43 roosters, but has no idea why there’s no eggs.

#765

Yup, that’s the disadvantage of owning 43 roosters with no background in farm life at all. Hahaha!

The person below me listens to AC/DC but on the lowest volume possible. :slight_smile:

#766

Loud music rattles my brain!
I turn the volume on just a tinch and lay my head on the speaker. Rock on!

The person below me makes reservations a week ahead of time, when going out to eat at McDonalds.

#767

What can I say? I love my Chicken McNuggets. Hahaha!

The person below me drives a car… while blindfolded. :slight_smile:

#768

Well my friend believed that if you “blindfold the car” by covering the headlights that the car could not see… I had to prove him wrong while he was in the car. He was freaking out the whole time. It was hilarious.

The person below me Hulk smashes all his food before eating it…

#769

KaBAMMM! CRASHHHH! SMASH POUND-POUND-POUND! Chomp-chomp… (Gulp!) Yummmm… KaBAMMM!!! Well… what would you do if you only had 5 teeth left in your mouth?

The person below me plans to stow away on the Starship Enterprise, because they want to meet aliens from other worlds… especially Klingons.

#770

I actually did that back in the mid-70’s and met all sorts of wild, other-world sorts. Later I found out it was a Jefferson Starship enterprise and it all seemed to make more sense once the drugs wore off.

The person below me had a strange reaction to laughing gas.

#771

Yes, I sure did! I clucked & laughed so much that the hens layed two eggs each!

The person below me celebrates “Be kind to a chicken” day everyday! cluck cluck…

#772

I do celebrate, usually at a KFC.

The person below me records all their TV programs so the can watch the commercials & fast-forward the show.

#773

Does anyone actually watch commercials anymore? I lack the patience however the person below me has wanted the ability to fly since they were 5

#774

Best answer so far. I laughed aloud. Where is the like button on here?? (y)

#775

It sure beats flying economy on Southwest.

The person below me dreams of being an NFL Referee, and their dream is to be pelted with garbage by the Cleveland fans

#776

Wow. I was cruising Woot, but I actually logged in, for maybe the first time in 6 years, and and found a “notification” that someone had responded to a comment I made. Knowing full well I’ve never commented on here, I arrogantly smashed that button only to be reminded of this classic. I’m hours 30 minutes deep in re-reading it, and this reply made me laugh out loud. So, creepy as it may be, responding almost 6 years later, I applaud you. Well done.