The "We're going to stop making such a fuss about No1" Thread

Yes, Ducky, There is no1

We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of Woot:

  • Dear Woot—
I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no1. Papa says, “If you see it in EBW, it’s so.” Please tell me the truth, is there no1?

Pember Ducky*

Ducky, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Ducky, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Ducky, there is no1. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no1? It would be as dreary as if there were no Duckys. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in no1? You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the threads on Woot to catch no1, but even if you did not see no1 posting, what would that prove? Nobody sees no1, but that is no sign that there is no1. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Ducky, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No no1? Thank Woot he lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Ducky, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.

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There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of.

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I don’t think I want to know what “Ready Rubbed” is. Ew.

I think I know where no1 goes when no one can locate him. But no one knows why no1 goes while everyone awaits him.

For what it is worth, No1, I think your vegetable t-shirt drawings are far better than the one selected today…

And I have high standards, you know, vegetable-wise…

~kt

Agreed!

What???
I’m not even sure he is human. He might be from outer space.
I just know a tiny bit of stuff about miss1. Nothing about him.

BANED! ALL OF YOU!

You don’t remember?

Wait! That might have been when you were on vacation. He really opened up one night. Told us all about his dau

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NO1, your humor is greatly missed.

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he is still about- made picks in the football game.

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I know…I’m just enjoying finding pics with no1 in them.

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