Sellout Garage Sale is 404’ing…
Totally Bamboo Cork Cutting Board
$9.99 $10.00 0% off List Price
This is what Woot has become. Ahhh, missing the good ole days!
The same for me. I feel so…violated, Woot.
Fixed. Sorry to have violated you. 
Yay!
We try to choke the best prices out of them but sometimes they just won’t give.
I bought a thing. It was blue.
Oooo, a game!
Is your blue thing longer than it is wide?
Most definitely yes.
Will it separate an apple to share with a friend?
It could, but I bet it would get a bit messy.
Would it help to improve the appearance of someone?
Temporarily. Or permanently, if they were dead or just really, really good at staying put forever.
Does it help a person to sleep comfortably?
No. It’s entirely possible it would interfere with such efforts, if one slept in a fairly odd location.
Does it hold liquid?
I hope not. It wouldn’t work very well if it did.
Is it powered by electricity?
Good deduction. Yes.