OK.
This scares me.
If I saw that person, I would run (and grab my anti-zombie gear).
“The classic combination of comfort and terror!”
Sometimes these woot descriptions are the only things that get me through the day…
It should have been orange so the user would look like the Thing from Fantastic Four instantly.
That featured image is the stuff nightmares are made of
Hey hunny I’m home… tosses keys on the sidetable The kids told me you weren’t feeling very well, is everything alri-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Should be called the TheraPearl Hot/Cold Luchador mask… Scary.
Why do I think Hannibal Lecter when I see this…
HELLO CLARISE…THTHTHHTHHTTHH
¡Lucharaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
We loved the comments so much here, @skemmis put this up on Facebook- you guys wanna play too? Caption away!
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”