This joke has been nominated for a Mark Twain prize as far as you know. Which line is the most brilliantly worded?

[wootbot]

This joke has been nominated for a Mark Twain prize as far as you know. Which line is the most brilliantly worded?

[RebelTaz]

I think has officially slipped into dementia.

[arakowski]

Take your kids to work day?

[wootuserjared]

Last two days have been fart related. Woot, yall need some beano or gas-x? Don’t your warehouses have some? The mothership does. Get help!

Me using Woot:

[johngacy]

[0ops1wooted]

[KrishNa07]

Fart this!!!

More like Steven King horror fart…

[Larry1977]

Whover wrote that knock, knock joke been sniffing one too many farts

[NoelandAli]

[Wooter8154572]

NOTA (None of the Above)

I vote for my own FahrTrvergnügen.

[salanth]

This was offered recently.

Gas-X Extra Strength Chewable Gas Relief Tablets Gas-X Extra Strength Chewable Gas Relief Tablets

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[grwith]

As far as the poll writer knows, he can live on unemployment.

[mrlsnyc]

None of them!

[daaave33]

[ThisRissatoo]

These answers? Survey says:

CT CT cut

[PRATTORAMA1038]

PULL MY FINGER

[cycokiller]

Oh man, remember this commercial?? Wow, I didn’t realize this was from 1999.. way older than I thought.

Blind Double Date Fart Commercial (HQ)

[VeryHumerus]

[Sweetdeals2me]

[Wooter293995170]