This Week on Woot

What’s in store this week? (Updated December 12)

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13

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IT’S A WOOT-OFF! THAT MEANS THESE THINGS:

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OMG! WHERE? WHEN?

Not here

Not here either

Just check the site during the Woot-Off, OK?

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14

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Greenworks Brushless Cordless Mower

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Dyson AM06 10-Inch Air Multiplier Fan

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Office+Style Surge Protector (2 Pack)

MAYBE NEXT WEEK

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Spaghetti Shovel

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Cheese-Flavored Packing Peanuts

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3D Pizza Printer

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So…

I get that there’s no spaghetti shovel, but what about a humongous plate for humongous spaghetti, such as reflected in the picture?

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it’s actually to scale; the spaghetti shovel can only be used by tiny, tiny people.

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Especially designed for the Tidy Bowl man?

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yes, he’s VERY tidy

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But on June 7, 2017, the product description implied that it was a LARGE shovel.

https://www.woot.com/offers/spaghetti-shovel

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i mean, it’s large, for a tiny person

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listen i’m not in the Woot patent department, i’m just here to give @ThunderThighs trouble

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Aren’t we all?

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WELL WE ARE ALIGNED

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No truer words have ever been written in these forums, past or current.

That being said, I’m definitely not eligible for a BOC and that makes my wife happy me sad.

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But it makes your wallet happy.

Though if you truly believe that an inanimate object can have feelings, I can recommend somebody for you to talk to.

I won’t judge you though.

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:purple_heart: :purple_heart: :purple_heart:

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I was truly terrified when i saw the home daily in preview last night. I know that the higher ups would want to take it down, but I didn’t say anything because I wanted them to experience it.

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She lives on forever in the daily digest and twitter. Bwahahahahaah!

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You gave me an idea.

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Though I wonder how TT will react…

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And you do it so well!

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take it easy now

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She’s just jealous.

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