Three-pack of ballls: What should I do with the spare?

When I think about it, despite all the things you say, you have a much dirtier mind than I thought. Are you sure you’re a girl?

three-point landing gear.

Yeah, pretty sure. I have little funbags and everything.
I’ve always spent a lot of time around men. Picked up their humor, I guess.

I didn’t mean it literally. Just, you know. Wow. In a good way–it’s hilarious.

Steal quail egg and replace with ball. Mama quail will never know.

replace coffee in expensive restaurant with boiled ball broth, see if they can taste the difference

butt plug?

put on end of string of ben wa balls

i like the way you think no1

put in jar of macadamia nuts

Make a man-hattan.

really think he should do the butt plug thing and then turn it into an all day gobstopper…tasty huh?

Rick-rollin’

make rocky mountain oysters

liquify and sell as bawls energy drink

Slice in half.
Attach with coat hanger.
Ta-da: Homemade earmuffs.

draw face of bearded schrobblehead on it, found new religion worshipping icon, get tax breaks from irs

Lemon party.

Use it for racket ball, or throw it at children!

Inject it with steroids and sign it to a MLB contract.

Fill it with helium and send your pet mouse on a little journey.