Tie-rific: Neckware & Puns

Wow those are some ugly ties

Worse than that, they are boring.

Exactly. That’s the worst part–they’re boring (and in a K-Mart/Walmart sort of way).

“Poka”-dots? Pokadots? Pokadots!


No Bow Ties?

Wow. Snooz-o-rama! OK, so they’re silk ties. But a necktie should be like the dash of Tabasco on your eggs, not a glass of room-temperature water.

Pretty much every tie here is ugly.

Bow ties are cool. Where are the bow ties?

And yes, most of the ties shown are snoozefests. Purple ones are OK.