Too Drunk to Crap

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Too Drunk to Crap
Price: $5
Shipping Options:: $5 Standard
Shipping Estimates: Ships in 1-2 business days (Thursday, Jan 22 to Friday, Jan 23) + transit
Condition: Really Crappy

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Previous Similar Sales (May not be exact model)
1/20/2015 - $5.00 (Woot-off)

Annnddd it’s gone.

dang it, so close. I do like the option of having the cart open on another tab. I made it further than usual…

I almost had one…darn it

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soo close and…DENIED

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Aaaaaaaand again.

I don’t even GET the BOC webpage until it’s already sold out.

Soooo close. Thought I had it, clicked the checkout button, and then…

In cart, place order, waiting: Denied.

Everyone go to sleep right now, it will give me a better chance. :smiley:

It took until almost 2 in the morning but I finally got one. Its my third.

a hint if anyone is having problems, try refreshing from the community page, it seems to update faster there, at least on my computer it does

You realize they are putting up like just a handful of these just to keep people on the site. You have a better chance of getting struck by lightning while being attacked by a shark than adding this crap to your cart and actually being able to buy it.

YES! I was in first, too! First “first” ever, first Bushel of Cockatiels.

Pardon my boasting, I’ve been hoping to get one of these for years and I tried all yesterday.

i wish i could help, i tried couple times as practice, and could get the item to my cart, but ofcuz, says only 1 bag’o crap in a week.

just take my advice:

advice one: wootstalker.com to refresh
advice two: community page refresh

or wantone.woot.com for faster checkout

thats all i can share

Well there have been two Sharknados so that chance is pretty high now.

Locations of Amazon’s servers:

California
Texas
Florida
New York
St Louis, MO (on the border with Illinois)

Locations of Wooters that got crap bags this time around (and often EVERY time around):

California
Texas
Florida
New York
Illinois

So maybe that’s why those of us further from a server are often (usually) getting shut out of BOC events.

I have gotten to the “place order” page about 10 times but never further, got to waiting list page this time. But, my “stuff you bought” pages shows the order went through, so I am optimistic. I used the community page suggestion - thanks to whoever came up with it first.

guess if you stay up late enough, most normal people go to sleep (assuming there are any normal people that care about sacs o crap).

I had one like that last night. Checked in the morning and it was canceled.