Now you need some tequila gum to go with so you can make margarita gum
Need a little passion in my life. In 4 1!
I just maxed out my gum purchase. Please tell me this flavor is good.
Ooh best by 2/4/2022. CHEW FAST.
Aw, gawd dammit.
It’s gum. That best by date is nonsense. What’s the worst that can happen? It turns into bazooka gum and you chip a tooth?
I deserve only the best. You should think more highly of yourself.
So you never had the bubble gum from the baseball cards?
Only when I didn’t know its best buy date.
But, yeah. That shit would shatter into pieces when you bit it.
I think it was the worst. Then double bubble and bazooka.
Pretty sure I lost a baby tooth that was hanging on by a couple threads chewing one of these gums.
Smell is quite powerful. Even before I opened a pack. Reminded me of a citrus toilet bowl cleaner. Gum was pretty hard when I first put it in my mouth, but got soft pretty quickly. (twss) Good quantity for the price.
Will that be the new Tide Pods fad?