UFO Detector

UFO Detector

Just toss them in bags of crap.

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NO! I refuse. You must decide that you want to be alerted about UFOs.

Is there any indication these will interfere with tinfoil hats?

Asking for a friend.

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Absolutely not. In fact, this is best when used in conjunction with tin foil hats.

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But how can otters be unidentified if we know that they are otters?

(Now read that in Pinky’s voice, and you’ll see what I deal with from time to time.)

I honestly got distracted between the top and bottom lines.

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Wait… what?

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but… if you detect it… doesn’t that make it identified?

Also, was this tested on identified flying objects or is it just EMF detection?

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Why would you even want to detect Earl Martin’s Family? :man_shrugging:t4: :flying_saucer: :crazy_face:

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I’m curious what the warranty on this is? Can I at least return it for a refund if I’m in fact abducted and am not forewarned by this professional instrument?

Asking for a friend.

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I would buy this, but the limit is 10. I need hundreds. They are everywhere. I’ve met them. Are you one of them?

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UFO’s are so hot right now

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Radar without defense! Couldn’t wait to activate my unit. I was otherwise occupied when it began signaling an alien craft in close proximity. Now what? I mean do they make a ray gun I can use to defend my self? Please advise, as I am under a table waiting for the craft to leave. So far their scanners have not detected me. Help!

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Coincidentally, many also say that EMF is a ghost detector. Dual purpose!!

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You can detect me all you want. You’re still gonna get probed. It’s what we do.