Uh oh....


#1

http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance%2C+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html

Err - I am not a psuedonym - Woot has my full identity (well, at least the one I use now)

//sets fire to federal Penitentiary


#2

I think I’m annoyed.


#3

I’m certainly annoyed. Does this mean I can sue Jason Toon? and the rest of the woot judges? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

'cause I’m guessing that ‘Toon’ is hardly a real name.

I saw the legal papers on dreamaster, BTW< that is his real name.

although the law probably can’t apply to lemmings.


#4

Real name? I’m not even sure he is a real person! He might just be a lemming who can type.
Or a beaver posing as a lemming who can type.


#5

Wonder if he has a rap sheet under another name.


#6

I failed in Rap - but did quote well with polka.


#7

Do you quote it accompanied by an accordian?


#8

Ofcourse - as long as by accordian you mean bagpipes…


#9

I’m assuming you don’t play because of those short little arms. To see you polka could become one of my fondest dreams, though.


#10

Are there lemmings in Scotland, or is it Ireland?


#11

sounds like a date…


#12

Let me know when next you’re going to perform. I like bagpipe music. Uh, if you polka to bagpipes, you don’t wear a kilt, do you?


#13

When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Lemming
In each and every one of you out there.

Let me tell you.
Wellllllll…

Lemming is everywhere,
Lemming is everything,
Lemming is everybody,
Lemming is still the King.

Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big L’s
Inside of you and me

Lemming is everywhere, man!
He’s in everything.
He’s in everybody.

Lemming is in your jeans.
He’s in your cheesburgers.
Lemming is in Nutty Buddies!
Lemming is in your mom!
He’s in everybody.

He’s in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Lemming in them too.

Lemming is in everybody out there.
Everybody’s got Lemming in them.
Everybody except one person that is,
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Lemming,
The Anti-Lemming!
Anti-Lemming got no Lemming in him,
lemme tell ya.

Michael J. Fox has no Lemming in him.

And Lemming is in Joan Rivers
but he’s trying to get out, man! He’s trying to get out!
Listen up Joanie Baby!

Lemming is everywhere,
Lemming is everything,
Lemming is everybody,
Lemming is still the King.
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E’s
Inside of you and me

Man, there’s a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck’s going on?
Let me tell you!

Who built the pyramids?
Lemming!
Who built Stonehenge?
Lemming!

Yeah, man you see guys walking down the street
pushing shopping carts,
and you think they’re talking to Allah,
they’re talking to themselves.
Man, no they’re talking to Lemming!
Lemming! Lemming!

You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Triangle?
Lemming needs boats.
Lemming needs boats.
Lemming Lemming Lemming
Lemming Lemming Lemming
Lemming needs boats.

Aahh! The Sailing Lemming!
Captain Lemming!
Commodore Lemming it is!
Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don’t look like like Doctor Spock.
They don’t look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.
They look like Lemming.
Lemming!
Everybody in outer space looks like Lemming.

Cause Lemming is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Lemmingness

Soon all will become Lemming.
Everything everywhere will be Lemming.

Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It’s really Lemminglution!
Lemminglution!

Lemming is everywhere
Lemming is everything
Lemming is everybody
Lemming is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E’s Inside of you and me.

That’s right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Lemming inside of you.

Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say “Lemming, heal me!”
“Save me, Lemming!”
“Make me be born again in the perfect Lemming light.”

That’s right!
You’ve got that Lemming inside of you
and he’s talkin to you.
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody’s got to sing like the king!

Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either.

Everybody!
Yeah, we’re rockin’ now!
Lemming is with us.
He’s with us and he’s speaking to us.

He says “Peoples!”
“Peoples!”
“Everybody!”
“Everybody got to sing!”

Lemming is everywhere
Lemming is everything
Lemming is everybody
Lemming is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E’s
Inside of you and me.

Lemming is everywhere
Lemming is everything
Lemming is everybody
Lemming is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big L’s
Inside of you and me.

Lemming!


#14

I outdo the scots - they don’t wear anything under the kilt - I one up them by doing away with the kilt too…


#15

ew.


#16

LMAO


#17

If this is true, I’m staying away from cliffs.


#18

me thinks ye speaks of Jesus


#19

Wrong. It was Elvis.
Skid Roper


#20

Frankly, I think a lemming doing a polka would be a lot cuter in a kilt than nekkid.