Unicorn Steakhouse

Charlie has been hanging out with Carl the Lama too much.

It’s so… sparkly.

I am disappointed to not see any Draxx/CD this week, but I am pleased to see this one. Congrats Bass! :smiley:

Real men eat sparkly meat.

Congrats Bass!

What the WHAT?

(commences screaming through the house in underwear)

Anybody got a good unicorn recipe? I tried looking on Food Network’s Web site, but Alton Brown’s was too complicated and Sandra Lee’s required too much booze.

Yes, I’m man enough.
puffs out chest
In for 1!

Man, talk about a rare steak.

I hear the horn is the best part!

I’ll eat the steak as long as it is made of rainbows.

I’m so hungry I could eat a hors-- wait…

Do the sparkles and bloody meat signify this is…a vampire unicorn?

haha… right on, Bass. gz!

waiter, there’s a fly in my soup & a unicorn in my steak.

I can’t remember the last time I went an editor’s choice week without buying at least 1 shirt. :frowning:

Congrats though Bass!

I usually just open up a can of Unicorn Meat and slap it on some bread with some mayo.

A real man wouldnt stop at the steak. BRING ME THE FACE! I want to see this unicorns face as I eat it.

Didn’t I see this place featured on an episode of “Bobby Flay’s Throwdown?”

I’m pretty sure his twist involved wrapping the unicorn meat in narwhal bacon.

would’ve bought this if the tagline had been “Are You Mare Enough?”

but alas