Any wooters know if this large enough to roll a person up in it?
Missing some parameters here for your question:
How big an individual and are they in pieces?
Asking for a friend!
Mm, no, Imma property manager. I manage things.
Eww, pieces?
It could happen…it’s my job to think and plan for possible outcomes.
And i know hard hard it is to find people who will do their job!!
Yup. Some contractors are so messy! I prefer the ones that work clean.
The victim would have to be shorter than 4 ft if rolled the long way. Or under 6 ft if rolled the short way. Please abandon this effort. 
That’s why the question of pieces arose. Duh
Just call me Captain Obvious. Seemed like a genuine question, so I stated the obvious. Over and out.
Euh hmmm… Protocol states that once “object” is on the ground, we shall thenceforth refer to said object as “the package”.
This is an example of what NOT to do:
