Unstill Life

Love it and bought one!

Orange you thinking this shirt is appsolutely bananas? What ripe humor this artist has!

Wow, dude. This might be a contender for worst woot shirt ever. It looks like the kind of thing given away at an event.

I read the title of the shirt twice as “Still Unsafe” before I saw what it actually said. I assumed, as someone else mentioned, that it had something to do with the face that all their eyes are closed.

I would buy this, if I were an 85 year old woman living in Florida.

Ihaven’t a clue what’s going on here.

I’d buy it if I were an art student.

But the drawing style reminds me of School House Rock.

Sorry, but text kills it for me.

Nah Schoolhouse Rock had way better art than this tripe.

They are using the force!

Also A tomato attack right now would be awesome.
Maybe a killer tomato.

This.

This is on par with shirts that usually rank around 150th in the Derbies.

Woot… I am disappoint.

Salvador Dalí did it!

One wonders what the limbs taste like. Are they peels? Do they have tiny slivers of fruit inside?

I feel that it would be entertaining to hunt one’s fruit through the refrigerator though.

Gosh, that banana makes me think it might be peanut butter jelly time

That said, beware the next random shirt offering. This one will surely be in it.

Exactly. They’re just asking for trouble. If they have any traumatic injuries, they could become vegetables.

But…if they wear helmets, how on Earth will we ever get apple and orange juice? Or applesauce?

I want them to crash so that I can have a fruit smoothie.

Everyone knows that peaches and pears are the laziest of fruits. :wink:

This shirt is just a little too fruity for me.

Simple. Spin the helmets while gently pushing down on their heads.