Alas and woe be upon us, fellow Wooters. For tragic events hath transpired beyond the spheres of our control! And though we are loathe to deliver these terrible tidings, we must, with hearts filled nigh unto bursting with sorrow, nevertheless confess them unto thee: Beginning on the Thirtieth of September in the year of our Lord (or whatever) of Two Thousand Twenty and Four, we will be henceforth no longer able to proffer unto you, our faithful be-shirted, fitted tees in the following five colors: Grass, Orange, Silver, Brown, and Royal Blue.
TRANSLATION: Due to circumstances beyond our control (aka-supply-chain constraints), we are unfortunately no longer able to offer “Fitted” shirts in Grass, Orange, Silver, Brown, and Royal Blue. The “Classic” fit will continue to be available in those colors. This change has already begun, but some offers will continue to show fitted options available in these five colors until the process is completed on September 30, 2023.
