Uptown Crap 8mj8jd8mjd8 Price: $5 Shipping Options:: $5 Standard Shipping Estimates: Ships in 1-2 business days. (Thursday, May 25 to Friday, May 26) + transit Condition: Musically Crappy
1. Stay Logged In - When the current item reaches 5%, log out of woot and log back in to keep your session fresh 2. Keep your cart clean - Clear out any sold out items from your cart 3. Use WootStalker - It significantly increases your chances GOOD LUCK!
Like all vestibules, this is where you stand as you wait to be invited into the main space. Essentially it’s a waiting room for the Bag Of Crap and additional highly coveted products. You and many others are here because the servers are otherwise occupied. And let’s be honest: at this point, you’re probably not going to get anything. We’re sorry. The truth hurts.
But if you want to wait for that one-in-a-billion chance that things might go your way, we’re not gonna stop you. Because if (and that’s a great big if) you happen to be here when your stuff becomes available, you’ll instantly be moved to checkout and invited to buy said stuff.
Again, though, you shouldn’t bet the farm on it. Or even a small portion of the farm. The odds are overwhelmingly against you right now. You’d have to be Han Solo crossed with Rocky to win at this point. Seriously. You just read three whole paragraphs and the page didn’t even change. That should be telling you something…
