UZI Tactical Pens

I should get one of these so I can put it in the pocket of my Tactical Softshell Jacket - Coyote, in case I can’t reach my Tactical Smartphone - Olive, to make Tactical Notes - White. Also, I heard it will help me grow my tactical penis…or was that tactile?

I have one of each of these pens. The DNA Catcher was given to the wife so she can be a little eye gouging bad @ss and the window and femur shattering pen is in the SUV signing deposit receipts at the bank.

Both really solid pens that I have no doubt will perform their duties if I can ever find them when I need them.

Well worth the money if your Skillcraft pen keeps breaking in your pocket.

I bet Jackie Chan can turn a dishwasher into a weapon.