You are assuming I’d admit having fathered (or mothered, let’s be PC now) the beast that “designed” (and by “designed” I mean photo-copied another device) this product.
And let’s remember that these forums are also meant to protect our fellow wooters from buying something that is garbage! How would you feel if you bought this, gave it to your kid for Christmas, and it turned out to be horrible? Wouldn’t you rather we warned you and prevented you from making that mistake?
Remember…only YOU can prevent buyer’s remorse!