Vegan Dream Vegetarian Jerky Sampler 20-Pack Sampler: Teriyaki, Hot Chili Pepper, Cowgirl, & Hickory Pepper
Sold by: Wine Country Connect, LLC
Sale Price: $34.99 (Includes Shipping)
List Price: $51.00 (Includes Shipping)
Discount: 31% off List Price
(5) - Vegan Dream Teriyaki, 1 oz package
(5) - Vegan Dream Hot Chili Pepper, 1 oz package
(5) - Vegan Dream Cowgirl, 1 oz package
(5) - Vegan Dream Original Hickory Pepper, 1 oz package
Jerky is literally defined as dried meat.
This is NOT jerky. It’s some kind of texturized soy protien snack.
It’s an abomination, and insulting to REAL jerky.
You should try Stonewall’s Jerquee. It’s delicious and you won’t need to quibble about the name! 
“Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE!!!
They gimmie no eagle powers! They gimmie no nutrients!”
Ironically, if you google jerky, you get that it is literally defined as “contemptibly foolish”, which you could imagine is what it’s like to be insulted by the idea that people choose to eat something that you don’t?
The map makes too much sense.
Illustrates the fact that people will buy anything. Looks like something Andrew Zimmerman would eat.
Sort of… except for West Virginia and Mississippi. Are those states burgeoning vegan strongholds?
What DO vegans dream? Do they dream of something flavorful, like prime beef? I bet it’s not tofu!
adj. Characterized by jerks or jerking: a jerky train ride.
adj. Slang Foolish; silly: jerky ideas about saving money.
n. Meat cured by jerking. Also called charqui.
The farts from this are supernatural. I cut one that my unsuspecting wife walked into. She lost her footing and hit her head on a countertop on the way down. Bless her soul. I do not recommend eating this if you will be around loved ones.