Is this cursed object loud enough to get me uninvited to the family Easter dinner?
Well do you WANT to not go?
I’m getting it for you.
Have fun with that.
You can take it into the bath tub with you.
Is this safe to use in the water?
Nope.
So the bathtub should be empty.
You can be in the bathtub.
Well since you won’t actually get this for me…