What if he gets a hammock instead of a cake and has to eat that?!
The high fiber content might help move things along.
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Can we make this a duel?? You buy the cake and may the best man win!
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The cake is a lie
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Better not be. I’ve been planning my whole week around this event.
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Our official artwork:
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I’ve watched woot employees eat cake before, why stop now?
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Honestly, I don’t think I could watch that. I’m guessing that’s like 4 regular sheet cakes…Uh uh…No way.
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re: Gooey chocolate cake and frosting | eating sounds.
We had a good run as a civilization.
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Did we, though? I mean, we did make the Kardashians famous, after all. Surely we deserve global annihilation for that.
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Unlikely I’ll get to see this – it’s on during the thick of my commute home.
But looking forward to hearing the outcome. Which I assume will be rainbow vomit.
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We need
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Hopefully the cake is gluten free. 
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Ew.
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Hmmm… totally thought this was today. Turns out it’s on Thursday.
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