Watch Matt Eat a Whole Cake!

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download is going to eat a 1-4-sheet-cake_367511

Visit our Woot Channel on Twitch on Thursday, January 17 at 4pm CT.

OK, but why?

Because he said he could. So we’re going to livestream him attempting to eat an 8-foot-long sheet cake in 60 minutes.

Why should I care?

Because we’re going to have a link to a sweet (get it? sweet? cuz it’s a cake) deal hidden underneath the cake. The more he eats, the more of the URL is revealed.

What kind of deal?

We can’t tell you that. But once the livestream starts, you shouldn’t switch the channel.

OK. So how do I watch?

Visit our Woot Channel on Twitch on Thursday, January 17 at 4pm CT.

This might end poorly.

We know. But we have to try. See you on Thursday!

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OMG! I hope it’s CAH expansion packs!

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Don’t drink the milk!

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Put a mic really close to his mouth, please.

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A cubic yard of cake ?!? You guys do realize that is 36" x 36" x 36" and would weigh about 1000lbs?

A standard sheet cake is 18" x24" x2" and weighs around 20lbs (enough to feed 60 people). Which is still way too much for one person to try and eat…

But however much it is – good luck :face_vomiting:

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Maybe it is really really thin, and airy?

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What are the other dimensions? I could probably do 8’x2"x2"

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Holy edits, @wootbot!

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But could you eat 8’ x 2’ x 2’?

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8 feet of cake? Good luck! Does he get to use a fork?
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No. That is insane level of cake-age.

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I believe in him! Mostly, though, I just want to see him with cake all over his face and upper body. What can I say, I’m easily amused.

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My recommended articles, videos, and so on, across everything, are probably going to be flooded with mukbang for months to come… but I suppose that’s a small price to pay for a healthy (over)dose of Shradenfreude :thinking: :+1:

Speaking of price, hope you guys have good medical… :grimacing:

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There ought to be well over $19 worth of Cake Against Human expansion, if nothing else, right? :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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He’ll puke off-screen, right?

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Fingers crossed!

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If I’m quick enough…

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Some people never learn.

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