Meh
ORLY?
Cheer down! You’re making the hamsters whimper!!!
Still no woman, huh?
Here’s Wednesday:
Nahhh, this is more his kind of Wednesday.
ummm…
GATZBY! WHERE MY INFLATABLE?
Now I can delete the pic before the doggie attacks.
Yes, shame on you. Shame.
lol
Sorry, I’m a little bored tonight. New pic looks very yummy. 
Sorry, I’m a little bored tonight. OLD pic
looks very yummy.
It took a lot of restraint not to deep fry butter last weekend.
Seems he pulled her plug.
You haven’t earned her.
Uh huh.
If you check back, YOU were the one with the quick and easy solution.
Since we do not have a quick and easy solution, I will most likely require the use of your leg.
Then she’s at the adult novelty store. Get after it.
Does she come with a motorcycle helmet as an accessory?
Dreamaster, look what showed up when I googled Groundhogs day?
What have you been hiding from us all these years???
Awwwww, what a cutie.