Dang it, I can’t believe this! I literally just returned empty handed from the mall after looking everywhere for the perfect accessory that showed my friends and coworkers that I’m equal parts a patriot and an alcoholic that happens to like good jams. If Woot had that search feature we’ve all been asking about I could’ve spent my day trying to explain to my cousin for the tenth time why it’s not ok to keep hitting on me. Oh well, maybe I’ll have time at the 4th of July picnic.
Just think, next time you go to the mall you could be blasting cotton eye Joe, achy breaky, that one about having feet out the window or on the dash or sumshit…from your very own clip on flask. Its hit clips for adults.
For 20¢ more you can get a silver one from the mothership so it will look even more like a flask.
Not nearly as pretty.