I can’t help but to feel this is a sequel to this classic: 
Somebody put a porta-potty on the roof for Santa!
Congrats on the print, @acraigl . I love this shirt so much.
Dad, why is there so much coal in the fireplace…wait…THAT’S NOT COAL! AHHHH!
Thanks to everyone that voted for my irreverent holiday design 
I had a few other taglines in mind before I settled on this one:
- Lump of coal incoming
- Preparing to stuff your stocking
- Working out your Christmas gift
Any others come to mind?
The #1 reason to give Santa cheese instead of cookies.
HOHOHO MERRY SHITMAS!
It would work without text. Words are so unnecessary when there’s a guy poopin’ down your chimney.
I generally tend to agree about text on a shirt. Something about the ugly swaeter esthetic made it work better for me in this case.
Delivering a Yule log
Oh that’s good