I’ll start…
Hi, I’m Mae.
[PAUSE - this is when you guys say “Hi Mae” in some weird cult-like unison fashion]
I accidentally got on this app today… and instead of just exiting out of this app (which I know could easily have my bank account call me a poor again) I make the executive decision to spend over $30 on shampoo I really don’t need but boy does the bottle look cool😎
Hi I am Martinimania,
I am staring at a hoodie, rain jacket, lightweight fleece, flight jacket and a ski jacket. The two Aran wool sweaters are in another room.
The catch. I live in the subtropics. But I really, really needed them( sorry, not sorry).
Hi, I’m Pepper.
I live here.
If you need anything, let me know. I’ll tag @davejlives . Uh, I’ll help as best I can. I don’t work here or anything.
I’m Narfcake. I iz not a cat – but did you know that if you keep buying catshirts, eventually you’ll end up with a lot of catshirts?
Hi,
I’m jniemeier. I 
penguins. Woot! needs more penguins.
Hey I’m Gin Girl. Yes I like gin. 
Came over during Mothership take over.
I like cats. 
Can’t recall my last BOC. 
This response wins:joy: