Nice try, but sorry. We’re not really going to sell you this thing for $0.00. Obviously we screwed up somewhere. Tell us all about it at email@example.com.
I’d heard about such a thing happening before, but this is the first time I’ve seen it for myself. Funny.
Sorry, TT. I know it’s no fun for you.
I wasn’t getting out of my warm cozy bed to end it. Lol
But luckily someone was awake to do it.