We're launching Woot! Grocery. Are you planning on perusing our wares by any chance?
Ok I’ll bite.
What, you mean right here in front of everyone?
Can I still peruse without pants?
I would but I don’t wanna go back to jail man.
Avidly! Is Sunday the usual day to restock? Or can it be anytime? Thanks!
Just so happens that Borax was on my shopping list and $1 cheaper than the other guy. So, as long as you guys have everyday items and not just fancy gourmet sauces, I’ll check out the inventory for non urgent essentials.
Need large quantities of ramen noodles.
It’s normally ~$4.29 around here. But, it is cheaper at woot.
I think you just have to look at my purchasing history to answer that question
i peruse everything.
does this mean no more clearance?
BACON. I want BACON.
Can you tell me what aisle the mangoes might be in?
Our meat market burned down, so no bacon for me for a year so far…
Maybe better luck at Woot?
No. God no. I’m so sorry.
Eh. It’s supposed to be bad for you anywaaaay…
But the insurance pulled through and there is a new building in progress!
I’m just here so I won’t get fined.
Your meat market burned down?
Hopefully there’s another source of meat for you.
Check for ‘pigs for sale’, make your own!
That was last week that bacon was bad for you.
This week it’s been declared the next health food.
Peruser here, reporting for duty!