What aisles do we need in our Woot! Grocery & Household store?
Disappointment- Aisle 1
You know that aisle thatās usually at the back or along a side wall in stores thatās a bit narrower than the others that has big things like bags of cat litter and dry pet food? Where thereās almost always someone standing in the middle of that aisle reading every ingredient on every bag? And then they fiddle with their phone for a bit? And then they start to back up to leave (because going forward is just crazy) without realizing youāre there waiting because there isnāt enough room to get by? And then you have to back up to get out of the way and then the other person finally notices your presence and kind of glares at you while they go by?
Can you add that? Itās my favorite.
Bring back the WINEā¦ whineā¦ whineā¦ whineā¦ and liquor. You know what we have to deal with daily.
But please Donāt donāt donāt add any aisles with screaming children. or farting old men. Nobody needs that.
One of those aisles where the opening is shrouded in a bead curtain and thereās a sign that states you must be 18 or older to enter. It smells like ck eternity and shame.
Never been a big fan of Bacon, always more of a sausage guy.
Maybe the one aisle with all the fake stuff? Like the āAs seen on TVā stuff that nobody would buy except that itās covered in marketing mumbo jumbo to make people think itās real.
All W+Grade choā¦ wagyu. All special honeys without the special in the actual ingredients, all snake oil All the time!
That aisle. The one we all walk past wondering why anyone actually stops and looks outside of making fun of people who actually buy the stuff.
Meat flaps as far as the eye can see.
The Capitalization Of Those Poll Answers Bothers Me.
Along those lines how about edible garments?
That being said with the right edible thread meat flaps can be a fun and refreshing summer clothing style.
Nice.
I love arts and crafts time at Bible school too!
@mydearwootson do you think the kids will be making these at your church?
Grasshoppers of course!
Cluck Cluck
Maybe an āInsect aisleā?
As a farting old man, I take offense to that.
Only if they are GRADE āWā flaps.
Iād actually probably enjoy that. Bugs are the future, and itās hard to find critters at a good price (not that Iād expect that hereā¦but still)
Nah. Due to COVID this will be an at home event. Not to fear! Iāve found a nice Speedo style pattern to use. Iām calling it the meat sack.
Iām just waiting for the right grade W meat flap sale to stock up. I donāt know about you, but I insist on grade W or better for my meat sacks.
Oh! You mean the #WootAfterDark aisleā¦
International, gluten free, healthy, and couch foods!