The sun is shinning, life is good in the good ol’ US of A --whoa, wait a minute, isn’t Alaska still part of the good ol’ US of A? Musta been that earthquake in Japan knocked us off of the continent. Man the lifeboats, women, children and sleddogs first! We’re goin’ down.
Okay, it is now 2011, Alaska is still part of the continental USA (and a lot bigger than those of yours show, in fact, if you divided Alaska in half Texas would be the 3rd largest state. I have sent messages to the Wooters via the official Wootmail and…no answer. Maybe the internet doesn’t work up here either. 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