What is the best use for a fruit cake received as a gift?
Use it as a door stop!
Beat me to it!
Shoelace it and use as decor next year or a threat to anyone on naughty list
Google even changes spelling inwoot?? Shelack!!
That no fruit cake kick! Mandatory ER visit
Throw it out
Drive it off a cliff.
My bathroom door doesn’t latch because the strike plate is just off enough to miss. When I turn on the fan it comes open from the pressure. Perfect use for a heavy, slightly sticky brick.
Use it as a cornerstone in that next construction project
I enjoy fruit cake. In the south the sell Claxton in our Sam’s Clubs if that tells you anything. Fruitcake season generally coincides with pumpkin spice season, and there is a bag limit of 2. More than that leads to nausea and being charged with a social crime by family members on the receiving end.
In all seriousness, a few slices toasted with butter make a grand partner for a fine bourbon.
Add rum and lemme at it!
I actually like Fruitcake, I haven’t seen it in years mainly because of this perceived notion that everyone hates it.