What is the best use for a fruit cake received as a gift?

What is the best use for a fruit cake received as a gift?

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Fruitcake French toast.

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Use it as a door stop!

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Beat me to it!

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Shoelace it and use as decor next year or a threat to anyone on naughty list

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Google even changes spelling inwoot?? Shelack!!

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Shoelaced fruitcake sounds menacing.

Fear the 365-day hardened fruit cake manriki.

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:wastebasket: :put_litter_in_its_place:

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Door stop

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That no fruit cake kick! Mandatory ER visit
Hold Reaction GIF by Hollyoaks

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Throw it out :woman_shrugging:t3:

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Drive it off a cliff.
Car Crash Explosion GIF

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My bathroom door doesn’t latch because the strike plate is just off enough to miss. When I turn on the fan it comes open from the pressure. Perfect use for a heavy, slightly sticky brick.

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Use it as a cornerstone in that next construction project

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I enjoy fruit cake. In the south the sell Claxton in our Sam’s Clubs if that tells you anything. Fruitcake season generally coincides with pumpkin spice season, and there is a bag limit of 2. More than that leads to nausea and being charged with a social crime by family members on the receiving end.

In all seriousness, a few slices toasted with butter make a grand partner for a fine bourbon.

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Comedy Central Eating GIF by Inside Amy Schumer

Add rum and lemme at it!

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I actually like Fruitcake, I haven’t seen it in years mainly because of this perceived notion that everyone hates it.

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