What is the best use for a fruit cake received as a gift?

Sledgehammer?!

I haz Fruitcake glamor!

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With real fruit or that candied shit?

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Build a cabin?!

Not when fruitcake is a happenin’!!

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Boat anchor

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Doorstop. No clunky noise. Just a pleasant sloshy thump.

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I would suggest some of the same solutions from this forum:

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Throw it at anyone that tries to break in to your home.

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Donate it to a charity that serves meals. There are actually some people who like fruitcake.

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Door stop. Those suckers are heavy!

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Door stopper.

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I’ll admit it. I like a small piece. With good liquor it’s a winner and even better with a good cigar. I must admit to only a few slices a year. (I keep my vices/indulgences mostly expensive and rare so I don’t go overboard.) HOWEVER, my mother’s fruitcake cookies which are about half the size of a “mini cupcake” are ridiculously addictive! (They’re also mostly candied cherries and local pecans. :yum:) Next to her pound cake, they were the most sought-after deployment package goodies!

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No one has said re-gifting???

Had the same fruitcake go back and forth for years between 2 friends.

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Door holder

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Tire chock

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Door stop or boat anchor

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I don’t leave my house without a fruitcake in my purse. It’ll make for a great weapon if I ever need one. :joy:

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In all seriousness, fruit cake french toast. It’s delicious. Especially if it’s panettone.

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Frisbe!

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Boat anchor?!

Fruitcake flavor!

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Sloshy thump?!

Fruitcake fist bump!

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