What is the worst minor injury?
How is stepping on a lego not the worst minor injury?!
None of the above. I’d call it a tie between deeply cracked skin at a fingertip, or sunburn on the tops of your feet.
Death by a thousand paper cuts.
sipping ‘too hot’ coffee, or tipping the pizza on the drive home so the cheese all oozes into the cardboard… then gets fuzzy bits all over it when you peel it off, but you decide ‘what the hey!?’ can’t be worse than reusing this coffee mug without washing it until it breaks.