I posed this question on a woot board a while back and got no reponses… which makes sense… cuz it didn’t have anything to do wtih the woot… my bad… my bad… so… here’s the question… i’m looking at this page…Shopzilla’s ‘sexy adult’ costumes… which isn’t actually provertedly ‘sexy’ or hyper-‘adult’… so viewing at work is fine… promise…
… i’m leaning toward the kandy korn witch, the ‘sexy’ nfl ref, and the catwoman… any opinions/ideas?.. what are you all being for Halloween?
Need to know more about your personality before making any recommendations. The fact that you’re asking nerdy insomniac wooters tells me a little. You should make your own costume…perhaps a sexy bag of ****crap?
I always make my costumes and they’re usually from a movie or are pretty obtuse. I’m going to suggest 80’s cartoon characters for you, like Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake or even She-Ra. You can make those as whorish as you want while remaining colorful and interesting… The catwoman, sexy witch, slutty nurse… it’s all pretty played out.
black unitard (show off thoses breasts!!), hot glue toy people and animals, bits of straw to it. When anyone asks what you are, spin around and reply “A Tornado”. Also, this is great for a few sucking jokes.
blue unitard (again with the breasts), take some cotton balls and stretch them out until they’re nice and fluffy then hot glue them on. Carry a small water gun. You are “Partly Cloudy with a Chance of Showers”. Lots of “getting me/you wet” jokes here.
I’d post them, but mostly they show me in flagrante delecto
Multiple lovings are my favorite
See Woot? I’m creative dammit! I could win one of these stupid contests if they all didn’t hinge upon photoshopping skills. How about a verbal contest? How about who can say Woot.com the sexiest? Bet your ass I’d win that!